Welcome to The Bureau of Phenomenal Sexy Women (BPSW)
The BPSW aka The Bureau of Phenomenal Sexy Women is a top secret inter-web organization of women who battle 24/7 to defend the world from blue balls, lame housewives & workaholic husbands. Aka my personal favorite HOTTIES on the inter-web. I am HOT GEEKY EMMA and I am the founder and leader of the BPSW. Each Monday, a new BPSW agents secret identity will be revealed. They have given unique consent to the BPSW with regard to divulging their identities in order to help liberate one lascivious mortal at a time. Are you suffering with a serious woody problem? Need it tended to ASAP? Then get in touch with your favorite BPSW agent below to help resolve your needs.
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SPECIAL AGENT CANDI BOO XO
Nerd Alert
1. Do you have a specialty or fetish that you cater to most?
Yep! I’m a bondage girl! One of my favorite games to play is to set tip amounts for spankings and see who can get my rear pink first. I like nipple clamps and handcuffs, and all things of that nature, so I cater to the fetish lovers that are into that. I am a submissive so I love being dominated.
2. What is your favorite movie genre and what is your favorite film from it?
This is tough. I like all kinds of movies. I’ll go with comedies. Whether they are dark or light, they cheer me up if they’re good ones. My favorite is probably The 40-Year Old Virgin.
3. Your most cherished “boning” song.
I gotta go with The Doors’ “Hello, I Love You”. I like “Criminal” by Fiona Apple, too. There are so many good songs to get busy to!! Kinda depends on the style of sex to be had.;) “Ace Of Spaids” by Motorhead can be very effective on the right occasion.
4. Vegan, Vegetarian, or Carnivore?
I have to have a yummy burger every now and then, so I guess I’m a carnivore. Though that is the only red meat I typically eat.
5. If you were a character in a comic book would you be a super-heroine or a villain?
Oh, I would be a super-heroine. I admit, I’m kind of a softy and not very good at being bad unless I’m having sex.
6. What is your favorite sexual position?
Honestly, I like ‘em all!! Once I figured out how to work all of them properly, I loved every single one. I must say, oral sex, both giving and getting, have a sweet spot in my….heart.;)
7. And last but not least…Mayo or Miracle Whip?
Mustard!:)
Links:
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SPECIAL AGENT RAINBOW BRYTE
The Playful One
1. Do u have a specialty OR fetish that you cater to most?
Well I’m a nerdy alternative girl. I’m into BDSM and can be very submissive for the right guy. and I tend to smoke a bit on cam so the smoking fetish guys love me.
2. What is your favorite movie genre & favorite film from it?
I’d have to say Drama, Horror, and Comedy depending on my mood. Sorry I have trouble picking only one. Favorite drama is Requiem for a Dream. It is such an AMAZING and sad movie! Favorite horror movie has to be the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre. And my favorite comedy is Stepbrothers.
3. Your most cherished ‘boning’ song?
Well this is a hard one. Aganoize- Koprolalie awesome beats, sexy lyrics, just an overall great song for fucking!
4. Vegan, Vegetarian or Carnivore?
Carnivore here! I could never be vegetarian or vegan I love milk and cheese and meat! I don’t think I could survive without the occasional Baconator from Wendys!
5. If you were a character in comic book would you be a super-heroine or a villain?
I would be Michonne From The Walking Dead comics! She is sooooo bad ass!
6. What is your favorite sexual position?
Doggystyle. I love being fucked hard from behind, having my hair pulled and my ass smacked.
7. And last but not least… Mayo or Miracle Whip? Neither!!!
LINKS:
http://www.tumblr.com/blog/
SPECIAL AGENT LILAH
The Worn Panty Bandit
1. Do u have a specialty OR fetish that you cater to most?
I love panties and hosiery and showing them off. Also, I love to share the juicy details and pictures of my
sexual adventures! I love flirting with men and women, and being a panty exhibitionist.
sexual adventures! I love flirting with men and women, and being a panty exhibitionist.
2. What is your favorite movie genre & favorite film from it?
Sci-Fi is my favorite as of late, but I truly love dramatic movies with sinister twists and classic films. Film
Noir, my favorite being “Gilda”, starring Rita Hayworth.
Noir, my favorite being “Gilda”, starring Rita Hayworth.
3. Your most cherished ‘boning’ song?
Not one song really, but I love to get a little dirty listening to the Brian Jonestown Massacre’s Open
Heart Surgery. It’s slow and sensual, and lulls one right into the mood. I like to get filthy dirty listening to
TOOL, its perfect for rough sex!
Heart Surgery. It’s slow and sensual, and lulls one right into the mood. I like to get filthy dirty listening to
TOOL, its perfect for rough sex!
4. Vegan, Vegetarian or Carnivore?
I am a carnivorous foodie! I love veggies, even by themselves. I’ve enjoyed many a vegan meal – vegan
desserts are SO rich and tasty! But I couldn’t live without things like duck, lamb, short ribs, raw oysters,
ceviche, foie gras and CHEESE… the list is endless. Plus, I have a secret love for corndogs!
desserts are SO rich and tasty! But I couldn’t live without things like duck, lamb, short ribs, raw oysters,
ceviche, foie gras and CHEESE… the list is endless. Plus, I have a secret love for corndogs!
5. If you were a character in comic book would you be a super-heroine or a villain?
I’d surely be the sexiest, most poisonous, and powerful of super-villanesses. I almost always root for the
bad guy, I just cant help myself. The dark side is always calling…
bad guy, I just cant help myself. The dark side is always calling…
6. What is your favorite sexual position?
OH! Doggy-style. Or any other from-behind position you can come up with. It’s so raw and animalistic. I
think humans have a hard time thinking of themselves as animals, but we are in so many ways. Doggy-
style sex is a fantastic way of celebrating that fact!
think humans have a hard time thinking of themselves as animals, but we are in so many ways. Doggy-
style sex is a fantastic way of celebrating that fact!
7. And last but not least… Mayo or Miracle Whip?
Mayo, hands down. I really like curry mayo with sweet potato fries. Miracle Whip has a weird sweetness
to it I just don’t care for.
LINKS:
SPECIAL AGENT AMBER
The Used Undies Avenger
1. Do u have a specialty OR fetish that you cater to most? My main specialty on laceinyourface.com is used panties so far as fetish items are concerned, but really …they are a medium of sorts for me, personally. They help me embrace my femininity, let my beauty unfold in ways that I cannot do in ‘real life’. 
I love to show off my body, move the imagination, and make people smile. Panties have a lot of character, and add to different pictorial stories very well. I see myself as being more of an artist, maybe, than a fetishist in that regard. Self-photography is absolutely an art in and of itself. Aside from panties, people who are fond of longer hair, petite women, and muscular legs seem to have fun on my site as well. A little corner of laceinyourface.com is devoted to foot fetishists. I need to develop that more. I have a ton of sexy heels and other things to share!
I love to show off my body, move the imagination, and make people smile. Panties have a lot of character, and add to different pictorial stories very well. I see myself as being more of an artist, maybe, than a fetishist in that regard. Self-photography is absolutely an art in and of itself. Aside from panties, people who are fond of longer hair, petite women, and muscular legs seem to have fun on my site as well. A little corner of laceinyourface.com is devoted to foot fetishists. I need to develop that more. I have a ton of sexy heels and other things to share!2. What is your favorite movie genre & favorite film from it Hmmmm, you know, I am so busy looking at my own bum that I have little time to devote to movies these days–HA! I am sort of kidding. Most of my movie watching occurs at other peoples’ houses. I disconnected myself from television over a decade ago, and don’t really go to cinemas. I love to seek out documentaries on YouTube–often go to far off places or times past, although the last video that I bookmarked was about reading body language.
3. Your most cherished ‘boning’ song? I don’t bone much, but if I did…I’d likely prefer to do it to the sounds of heated breath, moaning, slapping, slurping…and such. Those are cherished, very much so. Plus, I find myself wanting to sing along if a good song is on. Now, music absolutely will get me in the mood for it–from varying artists such as D`Angelo, Faithless, Buddy Guy, Lovage, Ben Benassi, and even Led Zeppelin. Lately I have had “My Body” by Hadise engrained in my brain–soooooo sexy! Music that makes me want to tease, move my hips, is a turn on.
Those are cherished, very much so. Plus, I find myself wanting to sing along if a good song is on. Now, music absolutely will get me in the mood for it–from varying artists such as D`Angelo, Faithless, Buddy Guy, Lovage, Ben Benassi, and even Led Zeppelin. Lately I have had “My Body” by Hadise engrained in my brain–soooooo sexy! Music that makes me want to tease, move my hips, is a turn on.4. Vegan, Vegetarian or Carnivore? I am an omnivore. In my teens I tried being a vegetarian for a couple of years–not because I have a problem with eating animals but rather I don’t like what’s done to them and the products made from them–but it did not work out. I need meat. I eat what I crave, which is a variety of things, though a high percentage of (non-genetically engineered) veggies and fish. I love food made with love the most, overall. Much of my life revolves around ‘good’ food, which is expensive!
5. If you were a character in comic book would you be a super-heroine or a villain? Before I began selling panties, my former editor and I were having a playful and imaginative discussion along those lines in which I came up with a pretty creative fantasy character for myself that I still love–Fair Nymph Endosperma. I’d consider her to be a heroine. In short, she promotes biodiversity by helping pollinate everything in her little realm. My educational background is related to ecology and agriculture, and…I guess that they combined with the sensual side of me that night, with the help of a little red wine.
6. What is your favorite sexual position? I cannot help but like the ‘missionary’ position the most because just the right movement makes it oh so easy to hit that special button, but …I don’t always want to put forth the energy! I fantasize the most about cunnilingus, though, because I really have not experienced much of it over the past decade or so. Where I live it is a little less culturally/socially accepted…. That is one BIG reason that I also love what I do online. Not one fan is scared of flower-lapping–quite the opposite!
7. And last but not least… Mayo or Miracle Whip? What is Miracle Whip? 
Best Foods mayonnaise will always taste the best, in my humble opinion.
LINKS:
Twitter: @InMyUsedPanties
SPECIAL AGENT AUDREY
The Silver Screen Siren
1. Do u have a specialty OR fetish that you cater to most?
Oh goodness, there are way too many… definitely domination I just love to control and lead! TEASE & DENY. I also love feet, nylon and hair fetishes. GLAM TEASE! – THAT’S ME.
2. What is your favorite movie genre & favorite film from it
Ahh… what can I say here? I just love girly flicks or something that can bring a tear out of ya’s. Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Scent of a Woman, Good ole’ Casablanca. Old movies always seem to do it for me.
3. Your most cherished ‘boning’ song?
Well well well this one is tough, as I usually go for natural sounds. Music can get a bit distracting.
4. Vegan, Vegetarian or Carnivore?
I do eat meat. Guilty! Although my favorite will always be a rabbit food – salad and veggies.
5. If you were a character in comic book would you be a super-heroine or a villain?
Look at me. Super-heroine, No questions asked!
6. What is your favorite sexual position?
On Top… Told ya, I love the control!
7. And last but not least… Mayo or Miracle Whip?
Mayo, DOUBLE!!!
LINKS:
Twitter: @AUDREYIfriends
SPECIAL AGENT WENDY SUMMERS
The Saucy Shemale
1. Do u have a specialty OR fetish that you cater to most?
As the resident Transsexual operative of the BPSW, I’m equipped for the dirtiest assignments. I wield my weapon (and yours) with the skills of a master — guaranteed to cause explosions of joy 
whether it’s being a gentle guide introducing you to the best of both worlds or the harsh task mistress helping you fulfill your deepest, darkest fantasy missions, I’ve got the tool… er tools… to take you to places you’ve never been but secretly have dreamed about.
whether it’s being a gentle guide introducing you to the best of both worlds or the harsh task mistress helping you fulfill your deepest, darkest fantasy missions, I’ve got the tool… er tools… to take you to places you’ve never been but secretly have dreamed about.2. What is your favorite movie genre & favorite film from it
I’m definitely a science fiction/ action sort of girl. Nothing like sharing a bowl of popcorn, snuggled on the couch making our own special effects to match those on the screen.
My absolute favorite film is The Empire Strikes Back – I particularly love the training scenes on Dagobah – it’s no wonder a light saber is my favorite toy.
3. Your most cherished ‘boning’ song?
Hrm.. tough call. I like a guy that can fuck to the beat of Simon & Garfunkel’s Cecilia – it shows stamina . I also have a certain “stripper song” lap dance love for Saving Abel’s ”Addicted” and Weird Al’s “White and Nerdy”
. I also have a certain “stripper song” lap dance love for Saving Abel’s ”Addicted” and Weird Al’s “White and Nerdy”4. Vegan, Vegetarian or Carnivore?
I’m a total omnivore. I eat a lot of veggies but occasionally I get a craving for sausage.
5. If you were a character in comic book would you be a super-heroine or a villain?
Super-heroine. I’d be sort of like Kitty Pryde or Jean Grey – kick ass but down to earth… loyal to my friends and lovers and never willing to give up.
6. What is your favorite sexual position?
In the past, I would have answered cowgirl. Nothing like riding my lover… but lately I’ve been introduced to Pile-driver — it’s my new bff.
7. And last but not least… Mayo or Miracle Whip?
Neither… Sriracha! I’m a spicy babe
LINKS:
My webcam
Solo porn website: www.wendysummers.com/tour
Blog: www.wendysummers.net
SPECIAL AGENT LILIAN VESPA
The Vixen
1. Do u have a specialty OR fetish that you cater to most?
I’m a such a girlie girl. I find myself being a dress up doll.
Catering to those who enjoy the pinup tease or their favorite comic
vixen.
Catering to those who enjoy the pinup tease or their favorite comic
vixen.
2. What is your favorite movie genre & favorite film from it
Even in piggy tails, Star Wars and Never Ending Story were on a
constant loop on my pink barbie t.v. Not much has changed, sci-fi
is still my first love. My fave is 5th Element. Kinda the inspiration
for the orange hair I’m rocking these days.
constant loop on my pink barbie t.v. Not much has changed, sci-fi
is still my first love. My fave is 5th Element. Kinda the inspiration
for the orange hair I’m rocking these days.
3. Your most cherished ‘boning’ song?
My Knockin’ da’ boots song would have to be, Passenger by Deftones.
Its conjures up all kinds of memories of spontaneous, voyeuristic road
sex.
Its conjures up all kinds of memories of spontaneous, voyeuristic road
sex.
4. Vegan, Vegetarian or Carnivore?
Yes, I know it has a face, esh, but beef’s what’s for dinner
5. If you were a character in comic book would you be a super-heroine or a villain?
Any one of Gotham’s Sirens would do me just fine. However, I do
have a thing for unrequited love and who knows that better than Miss
Harley Quinn.
6. What is your favorite sexual position?
Hmmmm, favorite sex position? Mood always plays into it, but I’d
have to say reverse cowgirl. What can I say, I like a lil’ ass grab and
spank now and then.
have to say reverse cowgirl. What can I say, I like a lil’ ass grab and
spank now and then.
7. And last but not least… Mayo or Miracle Whip?
MAYO for life!
MEASURMENTS:
bust 36
waist 27
Hips 38
LINKS:
Twitter: @LilVespa
SPECIAL AGENT MYSTERIONA
The New Girl in Town
1. Do u have a specialty OR fetish that you cater to most?
MILF, Glam, vintage, dolly & pinup stuff
2. What is your favorite movie genre & favorite film from it
I love thrillers! My favorite is “The Cell’
3. Your most cherished ‘boning’ song?
Anything by A Perfect Circle or The Deftones
4. Vegan, Vegetarian or Carnivore?
I am definitely a meat eater but I love my veggies too!
5. If you were a character in comic book would you be a super-heroine or a villain?
Hmm, prob a villain/hero mix like Poison Ivy or Witch blade.
6. What is your favorite sexual position?
Doggie or cowgirl
7. And last but not least… Mayo or Miracle Whip?
Definitely MAYO!
Measurements :
bust34″A
waist27″
hips36″
LINKS:
ModelMayhemport: http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/39088/viewall
Contributor: Keri at www.ishotmyself.com
Tumblr: keridmodel.tumblr.com/
Twitter @mysteriona8
**photo credit 2011 Matt Simmons
SPECIAL AGENT BRITISH BROOKE
100% Busty, Blond, British Babe
1. Do u have a specialty OR fetish that you cater to most?
Lot’s of people only know me as the busty girl-next-door type.
In actuality I am a real kink lover
Anything involving Latex is right up my street, I get a lot of foot fetish and stocking worship guys, but anything kinky and I’m there !
2. What is your favorite movie genre & favorite film from it
It’s not so much a genre, but I LOVE Technicolor movies.
There’s something about them that makes me smile.
‘Gentlemen Prefer Blondes’ is one of my favorites (I know all the songs off by heart)
3. Your most cherished ‘boning’ song?
There are too many to list.
If a Prince song comes on I am basically thinking ‘SEX’
British Rock does it for me too, my favorite band right now is NightxNight who just shot their first video
I got the free acoustic track that they had up on their site – that was so sexy !!!!
4. Vegan, Vegetarian or Carnivore?
I am what I like to call a flexitarian !
I was 100% raw vegan, then vegan cooked, then vegetarian….now I try to be vegetarian at home, but when I go out I eat whatever.
5. If you were a character in comic book would you be a super-heroine or a villain?
I would be Princess Ai because she’s an amnesiac (and after a few cocktails I can relate to that!), also I always end up with torn stockings !
6. What is your favorite sexual position?
It depends on the mood, sometimes I like rough and ready doggy style (hair pulling, and bottom smacking!)
other times I like a sensual slow fuck with the guy on top !
7. And last but not least… Mayo or Miracle Whip?
I’ve never even heard of Miracle Whip. I love mayo though!
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